I’ll Cop to “Occasionally Jerklike,” But I’m Definitely Not a Robot, Jailbird or Werewolf (Yet)

21 Comic Book Story Titles That Suggest My Wife Could Have Done a Lot Worse Than Me on Her Wedding Day

1. “I Married a Zombie!”
Astonishing #25 (Marvel, 06/53)

2. “I Married a Mummy!”
Catwoman Annual #4 (DC, 1997)

3. “I Married a Monster!”
Just Married #81 (Charlton, 12/71)

4. “I Married a Monster!”
Wonder Woman #155 (DC, 07/65)

5. “I Married for Money!”
Love Diary #17 (Our Publishing Co., 06/51)

6. “I Married a Robot!”
Metal Men #17, (DC, 12/65-01/66)

7. “I Married a Jailbird!”
My Intimate Affair #2 (Fox, 05/50)

8. “The Bride Who Married Death”
Mystic Comics #3 (Marvel, Winter 1944)

9. “I Married a Ne’er-Do-Well”
Pictorial Romances #20 (St. John, 07/53)

10. “I Married a Man-Wolf!”
She-Hulk #10 (Marvel, 10/2006)

11. “I Married a Draft Dodger”
Sweethearts #89 (Charlton, 10/66)

12. “I Married a Bigamist!” 
Teen-Age Temptations #7 (St. John, 04/54)

13. “She Married a Werewolf!”
Uncanny Tales #4 (Marvel, 12/52)

14. “I Married a Jerk”
Weirdo #9 (Last Gasp, Winter 1983)

15. “I Married a Ghost”
Witching Hour #15 (DC, 06-07/71)

16. “I Married a Sniveling Blob Of Jelly”
Wolff & Byrd, Counselors of the Macabre #11 (Exhibit A Press, 04/96)

17. “I Married Murder!”
All True Crime Cases  #28 (Marvel, 06/48)

18. “I Married a Good Time Charlie!” 
Heart Throbs #11 (Quality, 06/52)

19. “I Married in Haste” 
Intimate Love #19 (Standard, 08/52)

20. “I Married a Clown” 
Love Secrets #51 (Quality, 03/56)

21. “I Married a Bigamist”
Teen-Age Temptations #7 (St. John, 03/54)

 

 

 

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One response to “I’ll Cop to “Occasionally Jerklike,” But I’m Definitely Not a Robot, Jailbird or Werewolf (Yet)

  1. Sometimes I wish I could say, “I married for money!” :p

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