62 Covers Showing Someone in Imminent Danger of Monstrous Mastication
But the next time you’re having a bad day, I want you to do yourself a favor. Go into the washroom, take a good look in the mirror, and say to yourself: “Well, at least I have a better-than-average chance of getting through this day without being chewed to pieces and swallowed by a gigantic beast.”
Because you think you’ve got it bad? Buddy, you don’t know what a bad day is until you end up in a predicament like one of these fine hero types.
I mean, the halitosis alone…