Daily Archives: May 11, 2019

Seriously, Guys, You Couldn’t Think of a Better Place to Put the Balloon Opening?

15 Superhero Toys and Products, Presented Without Context or Commentary, to Delight and Titillate (hee) the 12-Year-Old Inside Every One of Us 

Just remember: for every single one of these products there were dozens of designers,  assembly line workers, marketers, distributors and executives who looked right at them before shipping thousands of them off to stores. And in all those times that human eyes laid eyes on them, not once did anyone in any position of authority say, “Heeeeey, wait a minute…”

Or maybe someone did say that, but then shrugged and thought no one else would notice.

But we did. Oh, Lordy, how we did…

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